Waffle House Hwy 54 Peachtree City, GADust

Waffle House Hwy 54 Peachtree City, GA

That's right. It's time for some Waffle House! Everyone is going to be expecting a low score so let me spoil it for you early.

4/10

A lot of you (probably 2 of the 3 that read this) are probably going to walk away now and not bother to read the rest. Thats perfectly fine too! I am going to type the rest of the review though for the one guy who likes my articles. Well here's the first picture:

I wouldn't walk across that floor barefoot.

Looks like a good starting poooiiiiinnnt... Anyway the toilet is first. I'll make this quick. The toilet and the sink (which I'll get to) are the ONLY clean things in this lavatory.

I spy something caucasian.

The toilet may be a bit cleaner because they left a brush next to it? "I hate cleaning bathrooms man. Let's leave a brush next to it so eventually when someone gets grossed out enough they'll clean it themselves instead of running out and complaining to management." It could also be from the fact that this flushes VIOLENTLY. I had to back into the corner on the opposite side of the room to avoid little piss droplets from hitting my gorgeous face. Moving on. The toilet paper is pretty easily within reach but the holder is prehistoric.

Science is going too far.

Now we'll cover the sink. Clean as well with a good soap dispenser, mirror and hand dryer.

Scrub your nightmares away.

Now hand dryer has its own special story. It has the label "airforce" on it. This probably because I think it is a literal jet turbine bolted to the wall blasting air on your hands. This thing is no joke. The sound it makes could make toddlers start crying. As for the paper towels and trashcan...

The trash was a bit shy and the air vent photobombed.

You guys know how it is. The paper towels always have to be on the other side of the room. At least trashcan is in a somewhat decent place this time being pretty close the door. I had to stretch to throw the towel away but I could do it after opening the door.

Now the part I want to get to: the dirt on the floors. It looks like the floor has not been mopped in probably a year. Which is a problem considering the toilet pretty much explodes every time someone flushes it.

Dust, piss, dirt, shit, you name it and it's here.

Pretty disgusting under the sink too around that drain in the floor.

That may or may not be pieces of toilet paper clogging part of the drain.

Now my favorite part. The strange green shit in the corner next to the brush. I'll give you the honor of naming this new species of fungi.

Is that...? Fur?

I've said this before but I'm not really that strict when it comes to dirt but this dirt is older than the letters I'm using to tell you about it. No excuse for that it's just disgusting.

In conclusion it's a typical Waffle House bathroom. One person and dirty. The dirt on the floors is pretty unappetizing so make sure you before you enter. The toilet and hand dryer could also possibly kill you. So anyway not much else to say so until next time...

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It's like a bacteria massacre...